21st Street Bike Rack Blog

A blog about the bike rack on West 21st Street between 8th and 9th Avenues in New York City, and about urban bike usage, bike theft, and security

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Mystery locking technique

Mystery locking technique
Originally uploaded by jimn.
This ancient technique involves laying your U-Lock next to the bike, both facing Mecca. When the Moon is retrograde in Mercury, you will not lose your bicycle. That is because there is no bicycle. There is only Jesus, for he sayeth "I am the one, not the bicycle". All this shall be revealed to you through breathing excercises, self-cleansing, and the administration of a poultice. If your bike has any body thetans on it, they will also be removed, though your bike will remain.

Incidentally, that lock has been sitting on the ground like that for several days.


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